Monday, August 23, 2010

Hi guys.
I'm Judas.
I'm evil.

Now let me tell you something about me that you don't know. I've come back to this stupid planet of your's with an intention to do something evil. I really feel that that this planet has some serious issues. And I'm not all evil (unlike last time) so I think that I'll help change a lot of stuff here(specially the bad stuff). So while I'm here I know I'll do a lot of bad and I hope I manage to do some good stuff also.
One of the things I really hate is stupid kids trying to imitate adults and humiliating themselves in the process. One of the finest examples is ................
Okay ill let you have a try
Come on............Guess.
Thats right- Justin Bieber or J.B. for short (I dont know why he calls himself that, he sounds like a moron anyway). Now let me list out all the stupid stuff about him-

  1. He's amazingly short. The girls he romances are usually a foot taller than him (They also look more like his aunts than his girlfriends).
  2. He looks like a two year old girl.
  3. He sings like a two year old girl. (Creepy. I've started to think that he really is a two year old girl.)
  4. Most importantly- his hairdo is pathetic.
Now let me list out all the good stuff about him. Oops!! I'm sorry. I forgot. There isn't any good stuff about him. He's just a teenage boy (or a two year old girl) who's too full of himself (or herself). 
  Enough for today. I'm feeling kind of sleepy.
Bye guys.
 P.S.- J.B., if you,re reading this i just wanna tell you that I don't hate you, its just the stuff that u do that i don't like.  
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